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Gary Hoffman

No, I never taught you math.

Quite a few people have come up to me and asked, "Did you teach math at Forest Park College?" It's not always math, and it may be some high school as opposed to a college, but a lot of people are convinced that I am a teacher or professor who once taught them some subject. It happens to me all the time.

One day I was describing this phenomenon to my co-workers. One of them was a young man newly arrived from Korea. When I finished my story he nodded his head vigorously and said, "Yes, you look like my math teacher as well!"

I've never been an instructor at any institute for higher (or lower) education. But I am curious about this fellow I'm supposed to resemble. He sure seems to get around.

Cartoon stuff

The Elf Squad

Cartoon of elf I have, on and off, drawn a cartoon series called "The Elf Squad". Click here to see a sample of these cartoons.

My Christmas cards

Cartoon of Christmas
tree This may sound boring, but I have drawn my own Christmas cards for years. Click here to check them out. I think you'll be entertained.

Glitches in the System

Cartoon Glitch I created "Glitches in the System" as a sideline to my amateur radio hobby. It is about mischievous creatures that sneak around inside your equipment and wreak havoc. Click here to go to my amateur radio column site and see what the Glitches are up to.

Gary's First Law: "It takes a special tool."


Amateur radio

radio headset I am an amateur radio operator. Click here to go to my amateur radio page.


Esperanto 'melon' I've been interested in the international language Esperanto for many years, but only recently started studying it seriously. I'm learning, but still have a long way to go. Click here to go to my Esperanto page. (There's not much there right now.)


writing icon It seems that without even realizing it, I've been a writer for most of my life. Click here to go to the page about my writing.

Gary's Second Law: "It's never where you're looking."

Other pages

Lee Hoffman

Lee Hoffman These pages are dedicated to a very special person, Lee Hoffman, who just happens to be my aunt.

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